Galeanitis

Galeanitis Definition
(ga-LYA-nitis) Is a condition in which the heart gets inflamed by listening or reading words that move with profound cadence. This inflammation produces either an inner warmth that can become a gleaming or tickling sensation through the body but can also bring someone to a lacrimal fugue due to an emotional cloth that gets liberated within the veins and reaches the eyes.

Once this virus is contracted it tries to mutate with your DNA. It usually tramples your schedules, makes you take off your shoes and challenge every possible horizon. Sometimes it gets misdiagnosed with Lunacy (see) but a keen observer of the soul will soon discover there's no harm in daydreaming (a common symptom), being rebellious (this can only harm the political arena) or something called Hugmyopathy which develops on 0.5% of the patients. This condition makes the patient hug everyone on the street because he/she believes there's only one race, the possibility of other worlds (clearly an hallucination) and against cynicism, the existence of love.

Galeanitis Treatment
Although the treatment is just for endurance purposes of the symptoms, it is commendable for the patient to have a prescription and dosage of such readings to avoid high or low peaks of the pathology. In cases of extreme ideas of freedom, make sure the patient does not get hurt in the process. 

When, in case of acute revolutionary spirit arising, please call Enlace Zapatista at 04455 5435 3824 for further assistance.

For those who keep sighing, sit silently by their side and look at the delicate whiskers of a cat, a barrel organ player cranking his apparatus or the perfect texture and color of a papaya seed.