Daddy Yankee, Gasolina



Here I was thinking my president was a perverse asshole. But noooo, he's thinking "about us", making a paternal decision that though a hard one, it's necessary for our future. He does understand our minor "tantrums" yet, asks for our understanding through these hard times.

And to prove that he's right on track towards higher goals, he's reinstating our now chancellor, The Apprentice, Luis Videgaray, his buddy, the BFF that absolved him from any responsibility of the White House entanglement and accountable for Trump's visit to Mexico. 

But to uplift our weary spirit, and to end on a lighter note, we're looking forward to new negotiations with the next POTUS around NAFTA, so far, some facts might suggest we're pretty much...


Happy 2017 everyone!

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